I drank my first glass of Schmoylent this morning. I like the slightly sweet, oaty, slightly vanilla flavor. The fine grittiness present immediately after mixing is mostly gone, replaced by a smoother but still gritty texture. It’s not smooth like a milkshake, but it’s definitely not a problem, at least for me. For what it’s worth I mixed it by hand in a big plastic pitcher using a whisk since I don’t have my Soylent starter kit yet. I let it chill overnight in the fridge and added vegetable oil this morning, followed by another quick whisking. It didn’t separate at all overnight and I didn’t notice any sediment in the bottom of the pitcher before whisking, and there were no clumps or unmixed spots; it looked and tasted homogeneous. My wife had a sip and said it tasted just like pancake batter. It’s too sweet/vanilla to be neutral, but I like the flavor and smell and can see drinking it without getting sick of it, or caring.
No gastrointestinal issues so far, and I don’t feel hungry. Great job @axcho!
Awesome, I’m impressed that it mixed evenly with just a whisk!
Yes. Soylent is even more so - my recipe is actually toned down a bit. Glad you like it though!
When you have had a few more days to see how things go, it would be really great to see you post a review of Schmoylent on my site! Thanks so much!
@asympt, hmmm, I will look into one-day samples. That might be easier to set up on my end than prearranged sample packs, and I could send a day or two’s sample in a small USPS box. Yeah, I’ll let you know!
Yep i thought id give it a couple days before adding the review to your site though I don’t expect any issues.
FWIW I wasn’t hoping for neutral to begin with but I thought I’d mention it in case anyone had delusions of flavoring it with savory ingredients. It tastes great as-is so I’m not planning to add anything except maybe chocolate at some point just for fun. It tastes exactly like I imagined it would, which is a good thing.
Sitting here with my first glass of Schmoylent. Got my box yesterday (thanks @axcho, you rock!) but was too tired to mix it before I went to bed (I also neglected the animals and my teeth, and left the lights on, so… yeah, mixing food wasn’t going to happen) but I did mix it when I got up at 8:30 and waited until 1:40 to drink it so it was well-chilled and settled. Overall, I pretty much agree with everything @tomatobasil said, but I’ll list all my observations for completeness, even where they repeat:
Mixing: I didn’t even do a whisk, I just put about 1-2 inches of cold water in the bottom, poured powder on top, then filled to about 2/3 with water, and shook like the dickens. Then filled the rest of the way, shook some more, and put it in the fridge. When I took it out again, I added the oil* and shook shook shook some more. I need to get a more airtight pitcher (with added benefit that I’ll have 2 once my backerkit arrives). I was going to use a stick blender but my roommate’s that he had his parents ship to him is apparently busted, so no dice. We’ll get it fixed or get a new one soon.
Texture: It’s gritty, but not unpleasantly so. The level is such that I definitely don’t need to chew but I kinda want to anyway. Maybe that’ll be different when I use the stick blender.
Flavor: It’s very sweet and vanilla-y, to the point that if official Soylent is even more so, as axcho says, I could see myself tiring of it, contrary to the “too neutral to get tired of” claims. But–it does taste good. Cake batter is the closest flavor description I can give. I was hoping to try a savory version or two at some point and with this mixture I won’t. But I bet axcho will whip up an order with some different protein and less or no stevia if I ask at some point in the future I will try chocolate some day this week, and maybe I’ll blend some frozen berries into one day’s.
Cleanup: It leaves a chalky, smooth, clingy film when it dries–on the glass you use, on your hands if some gets there while mixing as it did for me… anywhere. So be ready to rinse or wash everything you use immediately. I just poured tap water into the glass to get any dregs and drank it. It was cloudy, but considerably less objectionable than doing the same thing with milk, for example.
Let’s see, what else… I’ll have to get back to you on intestinal issues, hunger, mental & physical, etc. Nothing yet on the gas front, but it’s only been 25 minutes and I only just finished the glass. Plus I already have a lot of gas in my normal diet (though at least half of it doesn’t really smell) so baseline may be a little skewed. I’ll post a review to your site when it’s been a day or two
One thing of note, I was so craving something crunchy/savory/spicy that I ate a couple of spicy Doritos Fiery Habenero Dinamitas that I had open. So the bad news is that I did cloud the data a tiny bit (I’ll have to specifically resist to get clean data another day this week), but the good news is that just 2 of them** was enough to completely satisfy that craving.
Sorry for being long-winded, but congrats if you made it this far. I like to be thorough!
*about 3:2 ratio of soybean and olive, will switch to all-Canola when I get my container of it back from work where I had brought some DIY ingredients
**approx. 20 calories, 1g fat, 2g carbohydrate… not very significant next to a whole day’s recipe of soylent, except that they have MSG which can be a migraine trigger for me.
I just finished my 3-packet mini tasting order of 100% Food. Chocolate was my favorite, followed by original with organic coming in last. The texture of all three was similar, with lots of seeds and other small stuff at the bottom. The texture isn’t homogenous like Schmoylent, but it’s not objectionable. I didnt find the seeds to be scratchy or overbearing. Don’t expect a Soylent-like homogenous drink and it will be much more enjoyable. They’re different takes on the same theme, but definitely not the same.
The flavor of the two non-chocolate versions have a vanilla undertone with only a little sweetness, and the organic one has a very mild healthy grassy flavor. The chocolate version is sweeter with a pleasant chocolate flavor. The chocolate covered the underlying vitamin health food flavors really well.
In the end I ordered a week of chocolate to supplement the Schmoylent I already have. I am looking forward to the other flavors coming soon.
No problem! I’ll keep sharing if folks keep reading. The worst that’ll happen is some people have to scroll past my prolix prose*.
I’ve now been on 50-75% Schmoylent for 2 days and it’s looking like that’s going to be my sustainable level. I have more frequent social eating than I realized plus craving different textures, and to a lesser degree different flavors, would be a real issue if I were to try to go closer to 90-100%. Some days will be more, some less, but this seems like a good place to be for now.
Gas: Quantity either same or less as my standard diet so far. Smell was undetectable to mild, except for a bout of what I can only imagine was the Soylent farts people have been talking about. They were nasty, but they didn’t last long. Hopefully they won’t become a regular thing. It happened a little while after drinking a glass at a faster pace than the others I’d had thus far, so maybe that’s related?
Hunger: I did notice hunger seemed to come on a little more suddenly than I’m used to, but not the sudden “OMG starving” type onslaught some people have posted about. I just drank another glass, no biggie. Common food tastes wonderful, but I was having things I liked anyway. We’ll see if it tastes better than normal when tasting things that I normally think are “meh.”
Flavor: I didn’t get tired of it to the point that I wanted to stop, but it’s still pretty sweet for my tastes. BUT! I added cocoa powder to a portion of it and WOW! It thickens it of course, so you have to add some more water to compensate, but the flavor is fantastic. The bitterness of the chocolate covers the vanilla and balances the sweetness. I love it! I can still imagine getting tired of it this way too, but not as quickly. Breakfast was the remainder of the chocolate portion and was quite enjoyable. Still looking forward to trying some with other flavors. Peanut butter, some sort of tart berry, maybe some citrus… I’ll have to try them all in small portions in case it’s lousy.
Portability: We’ll see. I had a decent size breakfast serving and brought a 1-cup serving to work to be lunch before going out with friends for a semi-healthy dinner in the evening. It won’t have soaked, I’ll be using watercooler water and ice, and I’ll either have to stir or makeshift cover and shake, so I anticipate it being non-ideal but hey, it’s another test of a product Eventually I’ll get a working immersion blender and it’ll be easy enough to transport alongside if I need to.
Physical/Mental Effects: I can’t say I feel any more or less tired. Yesterday was pretty headache-y but I think that was forgetting to put my glasses on** for most of my lazy day at home rather than anything related to diet. I do feel like my mental processes are firing about the same as they do on a good day of my normal diet. So no great leaps but possibly a higher average baseline. Too little data to say much so far. I still haven’t gone for a run or worked out or anything (I lead a pretty sedentary life) but the idea of it sounds a little less abhorrent, so maybe that’s a start?
One thing worth noting: yesterday late afternoon I was getting hungry. It wasn’t too long before dinner but long enough that I didn’t want to just wait, so that’s when I mixed up the chocolate version. Even despite the great flavor I raved about above, I only had about 1/3 of a glass before I was feeling satisfied, so I put the rest back in the fridge. This might seem like a small thing to most people but to me it was a big deal–because I rarely put things back. I finish all of whatever portion I fix for myself, of anything, unless it’s really terrible. It’s a struggle to force myself to bring half my restaurant portion home in a doggy bag, even when it’s a huge portion that nobody but triathlon runners should probably be eating. This is one of the biggest reasons I wanted to get on soylent in the first place: portion control. But I was perfectly happy putting this great-tasting stuff back in the fridge, knowing it would be there for me later. Awesome! Looks like it’s already serving one of the main purposes I was looking for!
I’ll keep adding updates when I have something worth saying.
*Catch-22 is my favorite novel and I recommend it to everybody.
**My vision is only 20/50 (so not that bad) but I have one eye nearsighted and one eye farsighted. Without my glasses I only focus with my right eye and sometimes it’ll cause headaches, even migraines.
Edit: Yeah, texture definitely better if you let it sit and the oil doesn’t mix into it as well if you can’t shake it like hell. But even so: it’s drinkable and the flavor is still fine.
Taste is not quite like Soylent: it’s sweeter and the vanilla taste is… different? It doesn’t read as vanilla to me. This is especially odd given that Schmoylent has, I believe, natural vanilla flavor.
Texture is pretty similar, a slight grit or silty feel, though it is a fair bit thicker than official Soylent, even with the same quantity of water. If you’re a fan of a more milkshake-like consistency, you’d be a fan.
I’ve only been drinking it this morning, so I can’t really comment on long-term effects, but I’ll be sure to report in over the next days and weeks with updates on gas, poop, and whether it triggers my allergy response like Soylent did. So far, I’m very satisfied.
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@qgroff, I thoroughly enjoyed reading your thorough Schmoylent impression posts. Definitely looking forward to more!
Sounds like Schmoylent is closer to Soylent in sweetness than I’d thought from my taste tests, not really “toned down” after all. So… I think that’s a good thing, actually. Cool.
Keep us posted on the gas and headaches - I’m cautiously optimistic that my own reports of less/no gas from Schmoylent (vs Soylent) will be a common pattern. I haven’t experienced headaches on Schmoylent - I do have eyestrain issues myself, so definitely let us know how it goes when you have your glasses on…
I know what you mean about portion control - my completionist tendencies can be counter-productive when it comes to eating. My own DIY efforts have definitely been helpful in that regard.
Yes, the vanilla flavor is natural (if the ingredients of the vanilla-flavored rice protein I use is to be believed). I may revisit the sweetness comparison again - I don’t mean for Schmoylent to be sweeter than Soylent, though it’s fine to be the same or a little less sweet.
Schmoylent is definitely thicker than Soylent, I think because I am using a greater percentage of soluble fiber in the form of psyllium husk powder and xanthan gum than official soylent. I do prefer it this way, and I think the soluble fiber helps mitigate typical Soylent side effects.
Yes! Keep us posted.
Also, an update for any previous and potential customers of my People Chow recipes…
I’ve phased out the People Chow series in favor of an equivalent series called People Fuel, which is the same but with a hypoallergenic multivitamin powder instead of the milk-based GNC Mega Men Sport. If you want People Chow Plus, for example, try People Fuel Plus from now.
Well, since you asked so non-annoyingly, @asympt, I’ll start working on the logistics of one-day samples tonight. It costs just over $5 in shipping for a day’s worth, so I’m trying to figure out the right pricing scheme. Maybe 25% of the one-week price? So, $15 for a day’s worth of People Fuel, for example. Or maybe just a flat $20 for one-day samples of all recipes?
I’d be curious to get your thoughts on it. Let me know.
And now the bad news. Schmoylent Clean has given me the Soylent farts. Oh dear.
I mostly attribute this to the complete lack of fiber in my diet. So long as it’s just gas and it doesn’t fire off my gluten allergy, I’ll be sticking with it. Going to reduce my intake to about 500ml/day for lunch for a bit as I have to be around people this week…