Article on "Disgusting Food Trends" includes Soylent/Coffiest


#1

Be warned: The other inclusions are cockroach milk, poop cafes, bug cocktails, dumpster dinners, placenta capsules, and fellatio cafes. What stellar company.


#2

Ugh, thank you for the warning. I’m glad I didn’t click on that at work.


#3

I’d be all-for fellatio cafes, if only I liked coffee.


#4

I am sure they would let you order a water. My guess is the coffee is probably shit there because no one is paying attention to the coffee.

Here is the linked article on “Café Fellatio” (link) if anyone wants to read it without wading through the other gross stuff in the article above.