Fart deodorant?


#1

I ran across this on the internet. Has anyone used this? If the gas comes back (It’s already attacked me twice) then I’m gonna try it.
http://www.devrom.com/category/products/


#2

Can’t say I am surprised such a thing exists. I know you can order a candy from Japan that makes your sweat smell like roses, though whether it works as advertised, I can’t say.


#3

Wow, I’ve never heard of this stuff. Very intrigued. I avoid beans, eggs, ice cream, and other foods because of what they do to me. I might try this stuff. Maybe they should add this to Soylent 1.1, lol.

(I just read a review that said it doesn’t help with lactose/dairy, hmmm.


#4

Then we have this little gem:

Shreddies


#5

This is what’s in it: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismuth_subgallate

Wikipedia page looks like it could have been written by the company selling the stuff. Not sure.

Bismuth, in some form, is what’s in Pepto Bismol. The Pepto chewables will turn your tongue black if you don’t rinse your mouth well after chewing them, sounds like this might do the same.


#6

I just use butt mints.

They’re kinda hard to get in there, and I’d avoid peppermint if you have piles, but banana and bubblegum works wonders.


#7

Sweat by itself has no smell, it’s the bacteria afterwards that create the scent.


#8

Not entirely true, some pheromones (and others) get released as well, though the bad smelling part is typically bacterium caused.

From the product description http://www.amazon.com/Deo-Perfume-Candy-PACK-Sugar/dp/B00CSHQPGG/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1404598485&sr=1-1&keywords=japanese+rose+candy

data showed that ingested rose oil exudes aromatic compounds, such as
Geraniol, through the skin. When evaporating through the skin, Geraniol
aromatizes it with a rose fragrance.

I couldn’t find the Japanese one, but it was the same concept. Not sure how it gets exudes, oil glands maybe from hair roots? Maybe there will be one that makes your farts smell like roses?