Being slightly obsessive, I set out to finish all the solid foods in my house. Which took longer than I thought. But finally, my kitchen is free of solid foods.
The last remnants were a can of tuna, a can of baked beans, a half jar of pesto, a pound of pasta, a pound of almonds and a pound of trail mix.
Ironically, I had to buy food to get rid of food. I bought crackers to accompany the tuna, and sausages to accompany the beans. I bought salt-and-vinegar chips to go with my birch beer. My last four solid-food meals were pasta with butter and Jane’s Krazy Mixed Up Salt, and too much trail mix to cram in two meals. Not the most balanced diet.
I still eat solid food. I’m getting pizza tonight to see me through MNF, and every time the Capitols or Bullets win I get a free Egg McMuffin through the McDonald’s app. I eat at parties and receptions. I have some KFC coupons that want redeeming. And I eat solid food with my girlfriend (just reading this post, it is incredible I have a girlfriend). But whereas I was fluctuating between 33-50% Soylent, I now look forward to regularly going 67-100% Soylent.