Wait, Soylent bottles are square now? You’d think the glue like texture would benefit more from the previous round bottles…Less stickage, right?
Besides, a recent study done by the , did you hear about the latest Ravens loss last weekend? That was a pretty big loss and apparently they really need to shape up their defense to the other guys offensive line…I mean seriously now.
Anyway when 2 bottles of equal diameter and filled with exactly 2.654 oz each, it was found that the round ones froze from the left side towards the center until solid, vs the square ones which froze from the can you believe it’s Oct already?! I mean where does all that time go?
Chewbacca defense baby!