How fast does Soylent pass through the body?


#1

I imagine about this fast:

Just a Friday funny folks! All this frustration to get the product, we need some fun around here.

Still impatiently waiting.


#2

Made me laugh! We do need more funnies. Anyone got any other Soylent jokes or jokes that can be modified slightly to become Soylent jokes?


#3

Is there a soy-free version? I’m going on Soy Lent.

I’ll let myself out.


#4

Soy-vey that was bad.


#5

And yet it was still so soy-tisfying

edit: Ok that was even worse


#6

Uh oh, I laughed so hard I think I just Soyled myself!


#7

you guys are just insoylable…

Ill be here all week!


#8

The fact that you guys can figure out soy many puns is soyspicious It’s like you’ve done this before.


#9

Its very easy once you get the hang of it and its all soyted out.


#10

Any groaning or mental anguish caused by this thread would soyv us all right.


#11

Oh come on, no retort to that? The soylence is deafening!


#12

I was enjoying my soylace until i read your post…


#13

Maybe the lack of quality puns is just a soyn of the times…


#14

Perhaps we’ve exhausted our supply of puns. If so, the pun-haters can breath a soy of relief!


#15

I don’t think so, the pun haters will have to soyn out to get away from these puns!


#16

I would take some small satisfaction in driving a pun-hater to leave, it gives me a twisted sense of pleasure, kinda soyta.


#17

CCCC…COMBO BREAKER!

stupid20characterlimit


#18

Dont you mean… ‘Stsoypid?’ ararararar


#19

Well we soytainly are in a mood today!


#20

I have to do something to keep myself from going insoyne while I’m at work!