How to open a Soylent bottle like a pro


#1

Not library-friendly
"Soylent, The Easiest Thing To Tear Open Since CDs"
#2

You can actually just force twist it …

Here’s a quick video (I didn’t want to upload to youtube)

http://sendvid.com/8ef8vj4f


#3

That makes a lot of mess and it is more difficult to open. I actually posted this video because other user was complaining about the noise and the pieces of wrapper left around the neck of the bottle. This method is clean and quiet.


#4

Not gonna lie, I LOL’d.

You don’t look nearly as much like a boss now that you have to remove the seal under the cap.

But that’s okay, all things considered I’ll take the seal.


#5

Yeah, I’m still just twisting them off like @hasen. I only seem to tear the wrapper if I grip it too low, and if I do, I just tear off the part that rips too; it’s still faster than breaking the seal manually like in the video.


#6

This is what I love about the internet. There is nothing so basic that it doesn’t deserve its own video tutorial.

I’ve also found this useful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnpZ1-TiJlk


#7

#8

That actually is new to me! I always had issues with shoe laces. Seems like this method could come in quite handy.


#9

Heck, David Rees did a whole half-hour episode on how to tie your shoes.


#10

Going Deep with David Rees is one of the best shows ever to grace mankind.


#11

I started tying my shoes this way over 20 years ago, never had one come loose.