I am a wizard (123)


#1

Soylent side effect: my face hasn’t been tired in a week. Every waking second it’s totally ready to go. Instead of starting from light eye pressure at all times as has been my modern existence (basically 7th grade) my eyes literally snap open and are unquestioningly ready for fighter pilot reaction speed that I’d normally have to get through 30 minutes of a racing or first person shooter game and a double shot coffee to reach

Soylent side effect: extra need to consume more water

Soylent side effect: a ton of pee

Soylent side effect question: where’s the firefight at 4am?