I need to get my Soylent to use my Soylent bribe


#1

I was happy when my backer kit arrived with scoop and jug.

I was sad when my Soylent didn’t arrive within the 2 weeks they promised it would.

I was happy when they offered me a free t-shirt for the Soylent order being delayed.

I was sad when the largest available t-shirt was an XL (I’m an XXL)

I was happy when I thoguht that one day I’ll be able to fit into an XL!

I was sad when I realized that I need 2 months supply of Soylent to be able to fit into an XL.


#2

Man that was an exhausting experience just reading that! LOL


#3

What an emotional rollercoaster!


#4

Blockbuster of the year!


#5

The shirts, if they’re the same as the addons, are American Apparel. Hate to break it to you , but they run a little (about 1 size) small.


#6

Ah crap! Now I’m really sad 'cos I need 3 months supply just to fit the tshirt :wink:


#7

Try not to bulk up by going to the gym in the meantime.