If only Kanye had had Soylent!


#1

#2

Don’t mention it yet. The last thing Soylent would need is Kanye saying he has uncontrollable flatulence.


#3

I hear he already has uncontrollable verbal diarrhea so hey… what’s the harm?


#4

Jesus turned water into wine [citation needed] so surely if he’s as great as he claims to be he could turn it into soylent?