In a pinch, Soylent works ok to quiet a squeaky door hinge


#1

In a pinch, Soylent works ok to quiet a squeaky door hinge…That is all…Carry on.


#2

Heathen. Barbarian. We have walls for people like you, you know?


#3

How were you able to get the immersion blender in there? Or did you just shake it?


#4

It’s a miracle food. You can also use it to degrease your oven (not that you need that thing anymore), wash your dog in it to remove skunk odor, or apply it as a facial mask for an acne free complexion. It’s also an excellent fuel additive (I’m getting 86mpg in my V8 SUV) and in powder form its more effective than Gold Bond for that pesky jock itch. Why aren’t these uses and applications being marketed!?