Official Soylent Shipping Update July 2013


#235

Evidently not for my benefit, but have you never felt the crushing weight of the need to finish a project which you just can’t bring yourself to do, and everyone around you keeps on nagging at you to do it? If not, then I envy you your productivity.


#236

I just do my best at all times and dont give a damn what anyone thinks or says,


#237

I envy you both those traits!


#238

Juilio - thanks for the updates here. Delays are much more bearable when you give updated ETAs.


#239

How are we doing there @JulioMiles ? It’s 8pm over there, 11pm over the other side, not much left of Monday for some :wink:


#240

If you missed it, new thread :grin:


#241

So what does “Early 2014” for new orders mean?

January? 1st quarter? We don’t know?


#242

Rest assured that we will use as precise language as we feel comfortable with, and as we get closer the projections will get more specific.


#243

At exactly 3:01:56 AM on February 2 of 2014, a package will arrive at your door containing your first shipment of Soylent. Any questions?

Also Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2 are arguably the best Halos.


#244

[quote=“kthprog, post:243, topic:4190, full:true”]
At exactly 3:01:56 AM on February 2 of 2014, a package will arrive at your door containing your first shipment of Soylent. Any questions?[/quote]
Why is everyone always so vague about these things? How can I prepare properly if I don’t know what colour the box is, and how much parcel tape was used in its sealing?


#245

Seriously @Smaug many of us are mentally preparing for the matrix like moment when that Soylent goodness hits our lips for the first time. Everything will change! I’ve got to start planning my skinny jeans wardrobe, my pantry–>physics laboratory retrofit, and my strategy for investing all this extra moolah NOW so my transition to homo erectus 2.0 is perfectly timed!


#246

But will you take the blue Soylent or the red Soylent?


#247

I’m sorry, I don’t speak English English. I don’t know what the hell ‘colour’ or ‘parcel tape’ is.


#248

[quote=“kthprog, post:246, topic:4190”]But will you take the blue Soylent or the red Soylent?
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Edit: embedding the image is just better.


#249

I don’t have permission to access that link “Indecisive Neo”.


#250

I like the default semen colored soylent ;-p


#251

Do you really not have parcel tape? What do you use to seal up parcels?


#252

Packing tape… or staples, duct tape, and a hot glue gun, if you’re me at Christmas. :stuck_out_tongue:


#253

If that surprises you, then this’ll really blow your mind:
We don’t even have parcels, we have packages!


#254

I like to think that it’s actually my semen that’s Soylent colored.