Petition to replace super Mario's mushroom with soylent cups


#1

Not really but enjoy these gluten-free jokes.

What is a busy pirates favorite meal?
Ahoy-lent!

What is the favorite food of mice and men?
Tolstoy-lent

What’s unnecessary to offer you with these jokes?
soy-hints

What do ninjas have in common with first time Soylent users?
They both live a life of being silent and deadly.


#2

Uh oh… another soylent pun thread! There was one a while back but I can’t seem to find it now. It got pretty good until we ran out of steam :smiley:


#3

Ending on a fart joke, how eloquent.

I wouldn’t expect anything less.


#4

Of mice and men is Steinbeck, not Tolstoy.


#5

I think the point is that it’s another writer, and the pun doesn’t exactly work with “Stein-becklent”, LOL


#6

AWESOME!!! Even more hilarious! You’re good!
This is why I never win Jeopardy

Does anyone know if anybody has tried chicken broth in Soylent, yet?


#7

Alright!!! My thread is full of nice people!
Plus I can’t believe I got Vanclute.

Hey I have this thought I think is awesome. It involves Soylent water and a bunch of unflavored gelatin. Like so much you have to really dig it to scoop it out.
Would that be good? Like Soylent jigglera


#8

Note to self next brilliant idea. Parody of All the single ladies called All the Soylent Ladies


#9

HA!
(twenty mur mur mur)


#10

OMG it’s gannas! Twenty mur mur mur. I wish I understood that. But I’ll take a smile! Thanks gannas!

Soylent thought for the day: what about using club soda or carbonated water. Would that affect the fermentation thing? What could be done to make a controlled blow out that rivals mentors and coke?


#11

I was making some carbonated water with our Soda Stream the other day and that thought popped into my head. Now if only I had some Soylent to try it with… c’mon shipping!


#12

New brilliant idea. Someone with Soylent needs to make a “kids react to Soylent” video.


#13

I’ve got Soylent and access to some kids, but I’m not sure if their parents would like them being posted all over the interwebz.


#14

I just was thinking about how it was a shame that Soylent wasn’t half named Solution. As it is a solution of sorts. Then I thought how SWEET it would have been for an ad campaign about having the goal of being the Solution (see what I did there) to world hunger.

Anyways!
Did I ever tell you what happened when I first found out about Soylent. I had just gotten this… BEHOLD! Oh and mind the Sauce, sorry.

I thought nothing of it when I got it. I put it aside cause it was interesting. Then I found Soylent. It was a couple of weeks before I looked at the fortune again.

Mind Blown