I can’t believe it. But I just discovered, that soylent actually contains CHEMICALS.
I mean, seriously. CHEMICALS. And we all know what chemicals are able to do.
Even wikipedia says this:
The vast majority of explosives are chemicals. (SOURCE: WIKIPEDIA)
In other words, by drinking soylent, you will fill your body up with EXPLOSIVES.
I am very serious here. This is DANGEROUS stuff. Everybody that drinks soylent on a regular basis is like a time ticking BOMB.
Look at this photo:
I mean that this guy wants to drink chemicals, I have no problem with that. But look at this innocent cat, this cat thinks everything is going all right, not knowing that the boss is drinking CHEMICALS, and that the boss may EXPLODE at any moment !
So what is the SOLUTION for all this ?
If you have received your soylent, make sure that you are very carefull with it. In that case, it is likely that it won’t explode. Then send it to me ASAP We have here in the netherlands a very good way to handle explosives like this.
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT
But send it to me. Contact me with PM,and I will make sure everything will be all right.
Do it for the cat