I can only hope this message reaches someone of importance
here. I quit Soylent after version 1.0 due to digestive distress and dislike of
the consistency but my coworker has continued to consume it daily (2-3 times).
Unfortunately the impact on our work environment has been catastrophic! His
frequent expulsion of gas has turned our once peaceful office space into
something reminiscent of Fallout 3. Other departments rely on interns to get
messages to us and consider this practice a hazing ritual of initiation due to
the toxic fumes nearly visible in our area. This tragedy doesn’t end at the
office as he takes the same path towards his home as me. I often heave a sigh
of relief finding a homeless man in the same train car as us as their vomit and
urine tends to mask the relentless crop dusting. Please escalate the priority
of gas reduction/neutralization for the safety of us all!