I figured this must be a Frequently Asked Question, but I didn’t see the answer in the FAQ.
It might not have made the FAQ, but you can choose from pre-prepared answers:
must every person on the planet ask this question? it got old after the first 500 people asked, i bet rob gets so tired of hearing this, and i bet he has to take pills to keep from going insane from it
How about we keep it simple:
It’s fine, they strain most of the Bones out.
On the other hand, how many of those people making the expectant joke think they are being original?
Yes its just like in the movie, cool eh! Want to try some?
At this point I just say “Yes, of course.” I try to look annoyed when I say this (because I generally am a little annoyed by the question) and then I ignore the person. This last part is also easy.
Soylent is Rob Rhinehart’s answer to Swift’s “A Modest Proposal”, obviously.
Aww… I didn’t make the cut.
It’s like the cannibals who boiled the Franciscan in the stewpot and ate him. They didn’t know that he was a friar.
Ohhhh does this mean he’ll be shopping out new gloves as like a customer appreciation gift? Its starting to get wintry here and I would love a pair of nice smooth gloves!
I feel so special. My comeback was featured,