Trish the Soylent helper


Meet Trish:



A few of the stories on it:


Dominos in the UK have a similar-looking thing that tells me when my pizza’s on its way.


Do they use a washing machine as well?


It is circular — I’m sure at some point it’s hilariously spun around and imitated a washing machine.



This is creepy. I love it.


It was very Mr. Robot-y in the beginning then it said it loved all of us which was kinda strange (that might say more about me than Trish though).


Couple more articles:


I kind of like it, but I get a vibe like Trish is going to promise me that cake and grief counseling will be available after my next bottle of Soylent.


Cake is the best kind of grief counselling.