Trish the Soylent helper

Meet Trish:

 

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A few of the stories on it:

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Dominos in the UK have a similar-looking thing that tells me when my pizza’s on its way.

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Do they use a washing machine as well?

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It is circular — I’m sure at some point it’s hilariously spun around and imitated a washing machine.

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This is creepy. I love it.

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It was very Mr. Robot-y in the beginning then it said it loved all of us which was kinda strange (that might say more about me than Trish though).

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Couple more articles:

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I kind of like it, but I get a vibe like Trish is going to promise me that cake and grief counseling will be available after my next bottle of Soylent.

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Cake is the best kind of grief counselling.

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