A few of the stories on it:
Dominos in the UK have a similar-looking thing that tells me when my pizza’s on its way.
Do they use a washing machine as well?
It is circular — I’m sure at some point it’s hilariously spun around and imitated a washing machine.
This is creepy. I love it.
It was very Mr. Robot-y in the beginning then it said it loved all of us which was kinda strange (that might say more about me than Trish though).
Couple more articles:
I kind of like it, but I get a vibe like Trish is going to promise me that cake and grief counseling will be available after my next bottle of Soylent.
Cake is the best kind of grief counselling.