Trish the Soylent helper


#1

Meet Trish:

 


#2

A few of the stories on it:


#3

Dominos in the UK have a similar-looking thing that tells me when my pizza’s on its way.


#4

Do they use a washing machine as well?


#5

It is circular — I’m sure at some point it’s hilariously spun around and imitated a washing machine.


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#7

This is creepy. I love it.


#8

It was very Mr. Robot-y in the beginning then it said it loved all of us which was kinda strange (that might say more about me than Trish though).


#9

Couple more articles:


#10

I kind of like it, but I get a vibe like Trish is going to promise me that cake and grief counseling will be available after my next bottle of Soylent.


#11

Cake is the best kind of grief counselling.


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