Well, Here I Go


#1

As a newly-enrolled seminary student my days are spent reading dead, bearded men whose names are all beginning to blend together. Ori-who? St. Moses the…White? Anyway, my poor mind, now preoccupied with earth-shattering thoughts such as “why does a vav with a shewa followed by a consonant with a compound sheva make such a stupid sound?” and “premillennialism is the youngest and most aggravatingly arrogant eschatological framework- of course a Texan systematized it,” has found it difficult to remember to go grocery shopping, to cook, and to remember to eat. Heaven knows I only have so much energy to give and that I can only handle so much stress.

And that’s where Soylent comes in. I just bought my first 84-meal, month supply of the 1.5 powder with a subscription. I’m planning on making it my staple meal for five days a week, leaving weekends for eating out with friends. Having experimented at different points with vegetarianism, veganism, and keto I’d like to think I’m well-versed enough on the fundamentals of nutrition, and with Soylent I’m excited to actually see what my blood tests look like after a month.

Can’t wait for it to get here! Thanks Rob and co!


#2

Pretty sure that’s Saruman…


#3

Gandalf took over the role of the White Wizard due to Saruman having betrayed the White Council.