Me: “I’ve been tired recently, but it might be my diet.” 
Doctor: "What’s your diet like?"
Me: "Have you heard of Soylent?"
Me: "It’s a food replacement powder you mix with water and consume instead of normal food."
Doctor: "Why are you doing this to yourself?"
Me: "I lost my ability to taste years ago, so I have a really hard time eating enough."
Doctor: “If it works for you…”
 It ended up being sleep apnea and slightly low iron.