How about some shipping updates. People are obviously angry at your shipping process. How bout just a little useful info to curb that?
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He seems to like to turn up to move or close threads. A lot of tags in the official shipping thread are going unanswered though.
I’d hope that rather than hastily reply with “I’ll get right on it!” he is taking down notes and will reply once something concrete has been accomplished. In the past he’s handled them in batches, I trust he’ll do the same here.